🎬culturePROMonday, March 16, 2026·via Harper's Bazaar
The 2026 Oscars got ghosted by more A-listers than my group chat
Half the point of the Oscars is watching rich people pretend they’re just like us, except with cheekbones and a jewelry loan agreement.
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