Today&#x27;s Drop

OpenAI wants your medical records because anxiety has a user base

OpenAI’s giving ChatGPT a Health tab that slurps your medical records + Apple Health, which is either a miracle nurse or the most convenient privacy disaster ever invented.

TechRadar·1d ago

Andrew Tate Got Rearrested and the Algorithm Wants a Cut

Tate got rearrested in Romania over new trafficking claims with 15 named victims, and the wild part is the alleged clout→recruit→OnlyFans cashout pipeline that keeps printing money until it prints a case file.

BBC News·1d ago

This money app allegedly left passports online like free samples

Duc allegedly left thousands of passports/driver’s licenses exposed online, so identity thieves just got your face and paperwork like it’s a free trial.

Hims & Hers Got Hacked Where You Confess Your Weirdest Medical Crimes

Hims & Hers got hacked in customer support, aka the exact inbox where people confess their most personal medical chaos thinking it’s private.

Drake turned rap beef into a $20M Excel fight and called his lawyer

Drake says Kendrick’s “Not Like Us” cost him $20M, so the rap beef just got converted into a lawsuit and a lawyer’s new vacation home.

Billboard·1d ago

Amazon Reminded Kindle Owners They Own Absolutely Nothing

Amazon’s killing Kindle downloads next week, aka reminding you that “Buy now” means “rent until Bezos’ servers say no.”

VICE·1d ago

MrBeast Paid Out $1M While 23 Kids Sprained Something for 750M Views

MrBeast’s Squid Game rematch allegedly hit ~750M views in 3 days, paid $1M, had a 12-year-old winner, and logged 23 sprains—charity, but make it OSHA fanfic.

Forbes·1d ago

Squid Game just ate 1.2B hours of human life like popcorn

Squid Game S3 supposedly pulled 1.2B hours in 3 days, and Netflix just proved it can repossess your sleep worldwide on command.

Variety·1d ago

Anthropic Panic-Deleted Thousands of GitHub Repos Like a Crypto Bro

Anthropic DMCA’d thousands of GitHub repos after its code leaked, proving “open” only means open season on your stuff.

150M views of breakup audio and you still call this a society

TMZ says Swift and Kelce blew up after a Super Bowl afterparty and the alleged breakup audio hit 150M views in 2 days, because we’re all apparently employees of Celebrity Crisis Inc.

TMZ·1d ago

He got fired, hit Ctrl+Alt+Destroy, now Uncle Sam wants 10 years

Dev allegedly got fired, planted a kill switch that popped after he left, and now the feds are like “cool story, enjoy up to 10 years.”

VICE·1d ago

ElevenLabs Just Dropped an AI Band and Your Spotify Check Cried

ElevenLabs launched an AI music app that cranks out songs instantly, so musicians are about to get replaced by a prompt and a corporate shrug.

Lady Gaga sold 3M in a week and Madonna just felt a disturbance

Gaga allegedly did 3M first-week and 400M Spotify streams in 48 hours, which is less “album drop” and more “algorithm just picked a queen and everyone else is furniture.”

Rolling Stone·1d ago

🏆sports

Kirk Cousins Made $321M for Being Aggressively Fine at Football

Kirk Cousins pulled $321M in 14 seasons by being reliably not-bad, which is both inspiring and deeply offensive to anyone with a 401(k).

NBC Sports·1d ago

Luka got suspended for arguing with refs like the rest of us do at work

Luka hit tech #16 and got a one-game suspension, aka the NBA reminding everyone the refs are the only union allowed to have feelings.

Spurs rookie dropped a triple-double and killed the Bucks on live TV

Spurs rookie Stephon Castle dropped a triple-double in a 127-95 beatdown that straight-up eliminated the Bucks, and it looked like a franchise crisis with box score receipts.

Colorado Dropped 9 Goals Like a War Crime With a Scorebug

Avs went up 5-0 in the first, fired 26 shots like maniacs, Kadri scored twice, and the other team basically got audited on live TV.

The Pirates just handed their future to a kid named Konnor Griffin

Pirates called up No. 1 prospect Konnor Griffin like “pls save us,” because hope is cheaper than paying adults.

FOX Sports·1d ago

Stephon Gilmore retired and QBs can finally stop having nightmares

Gilmore retired, and now half the NFL is about to overpay some “veteran presence” CB because the scariest guy on the boundary clocked out.

FOX Sports·1d ago

Yandy Díaz Went 5-for-Whatever and the Rays Let Him Cook

Yandy Díaz went 5-for-5 with 4 RBIs in an 11-7 Rays win and pitchers are already applying for desk jobs.

This “business story” showed up dead on arrival and still wants a raise

They tried to publish a “business story” that’s literally an error message, which is basically the whole economy in one screenshot.

This Company Reported Earnings In Invisible Ink

A “business” story dropped with literally zero numbers, just an error message — corporate America’s new favorite way to say “don’t ask questions while we get paid.”

CEO Scandal Dropped a Blank Doc and Called It Transparency

This “business story” is literally a blank placeholder, which is basically the most honest corporate update anyone’s published all year.

This Housing Story Showed Up Empty Like Your Savings Account

A “housing” business story dropped with literally zero numbers, which is perfect because the rich don’t want you doing rent math anyway.