🏆sportsPROWednesday, April 1, 2026·via ESPN

UFC 324 booked Pimblett vs Gaethje to print CTE and parlays

Two grown men are about to get paid to speedrun brain damage in front of a Vegas audience that treats “responsible gambling” like a decorative pillow.

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