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📱techPROWednesday, April 15, 2026·via VICE[3]

One Angry Sysadmin = 10 Years in Prison and Your Company’s Offboarding Panic

Ten years in prison is what you can get for allegedly leaving a “kill switch” inside your old job’s codebase. Not for robbery. Not for assault. For doing the corporate version of leaving a fork in the garbage disposal and waiting.

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