💰businessPROMonday, March 23, 2026·via C.H. Dean March 2026 Financial Market Update

Nasdaq ate a 2.32% L and suddenly everyone loves toothpaste stocks

The Nasdaq 100 dropped 2.32% in February, which is hilarious because earnings were solid and everyone’s been chanting “AI” like it’s a sacred spell that makes gravity illegal.

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