🏛️politicsPROTuesday, March 17, 2026·via Chris Cillizza/Substack

Trump Says His GOP Pets Vote With Him 100% of the Time, Math Dies Onstage

“100% of the time.” Not “most.” Not “a lot.” Not “I bully them until they fold.” One hundred. Like Congress is a North Korean parliament and Trump’s the guy in the big hat making everyone clap in sync.

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