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📱techPROTuesday, March 17, 2026·via Tech Startups

Akamai just duct-taped NVIDIA Blackwell GPUs to the internet’s face

Thousands of NVIDIA Blackwell GPUs are about to get shoved into Akamai’s edge network like Silicon Valley’s version of hiding snacks around the house — except the snacks are $30,000 heat boxes and they’re there to monetize your every keystroke.

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