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💰businessPROThursday, April 2, 2026·via Business Insider

Elon hit sell on $5B of Tesla and called your panic “noise”

$5,000,000,000 — Elon Musk just casually vaporized that much Tesla stock from his own pile like he was clearing old screenshots before a divorce lawyer asks questions.

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