🏛️politicsPROThursday, April 16, 2026·via Daily Northwestern
Northwestern College Dems just called Democrats know-it-alls on stage
“Democrats stand for being know-it-alls.” That’s not Fox News fan fiction — that’s the College Democrats at Northwestern, in public, roasting their own party like it forgot to Venmo them for emotional labor.
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