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🏛️politicsPROThursday, April 16, 2026·via Daily Northwestern

Northwestern Kids Rehearsed Congress and It Was Just as Embarrassing

A bunch of Northwestern students spent their free time recreating C-SPAN, which is like doing karaoke but the song is “Your Rights vs. Someone’s Feelings.”

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