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🏆sportsPROSaturday, March 7, 2026·via AS USA

Texas went from bubble boy to 81% lock in one petty road win

81% — that’s Texas’ current “please don’t leave us out” probability after one rivalry road win, which is hilarious because college basketball selection math is basically vibes with a calculator.

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