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🏆sportsPROWednesday, April 22, 2026·via FOX Sports

Messi Dropped Two Goals Like MLS Was a Side Quest Tutorial

Lionel Messi scored twice again, because apparently MLS is his retirement hobby where the “boss fight” is a guy named Chad who sells insurance and plays right back.

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