Zuck Fired More Humans to Buy More Robot Brain
Meta is cutting jobs while Mark Zuckerberg stares into the void and whispers “superintelligence,” like your landlord raising rent because he’s “manifesting abundance.”
People are getting shown the door so the AI budget can get a VIP wristband and bottle service.
Meta’s pitch is the usual Silicon Valley church sermon: we’re “transforming,” we’re “leaning in,” we’re “building the future.”
Translation
you’re expensive, the GPUs are hungry, and Wall Street only claps when blood hits the quarterly earnings slide.
This is the corporate ritual now. Fire the humans, announce the machines, call it “efficiency,” and act shocked when morale becomes a haunted house.
Meanwhile Zuckerberg is publicly doubling down on AI like it’s a new religion and he’s trying to speedrun sainthood before the next antitrust hearing.
Translation
if Meta can own the brains that power everything, it doesn’t just sell ads anymore — it sells reality with a pricing model.
The Number
“Superintelligence” — the most expensive buzzword in the English language, and somehow it always shows up right after payroll gets “optimized.”
And yeah, this is bigger than one round of layoffs. When a handful of companies concentrate the compute, the talent, and the data, you don’t get “innovation.” You get a few men in hoodies deciding what work is worth doing and who gets to eat while they do it.
If you’re a worker, this is the part where your job becomes a line item competing with a server rack. If you’re a user, this is the part where “trust us” becomes the business plan.
The Bottom Line
Meta’s future is fewer paychecks, more algorithm, and a CEO asking you to applaud while he replaces you with a machine he swears he can control.
TLDR
Meta’s cutting jobs while Zuck talks “superintelligence,” aka firing humans to feed GPUs and calling it progress.
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