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🎬culturePROMonday, March 9, 2026·via Yardbarker

Savannah Guthrie clocked in while her mom is missing because TV eats souls

Imagine your mom is missing and your job still wants you to swing by and do a little gratitude tour like you’re the mayor of Vibes City.

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