Samsung’s about to ship a phone with multiple AIs like it’s a clown car
Samsung is reportedly cramming OpenAI and Perplexity into Galaxy phones like it’s building a Voltron of chatbots, and somehow Apple is the one standing there holding a candle and a “coming soon” sign.
This is the new flex now. Not camera bumps. Not titanium. It’s “which AI do you want to babysit your life today?” Congrats, your next smartphone might come with a personality selector.
Samsung partnering with OpenAI + Perplexity isn’t about “innovation.”
Translation
whoever becomes the default brain on your phone gets to skim your attention like a casino skims drunk tourists.
Because the real prize isn’t that the AI can write your aunt a birthday text. It’s search. It’s shopping. It’s the moment you ask “what’s the best credit card” and your phone casually funnels you toward whoever paid for the privilege.
Perplexity wants to be your Google replacement. OpenAI wants to be your everything replacement. Samsung wants to be the landlord charging both of them rent for living in your pocket.
Translation
your Galaxy becomes a tiny auction house where your questions are the product.
Meanwhile Apple’s “AI rollout” is reportedly still marinating like a $1,200 rotisserie chicken.
Translation
Apple did the classic ‘we’ll be late but tasteful’ move, except the world moved on and now “tasteful” looks a lot like “we don’t have it.”
And you? You’re about to get a phone that can answer anything… while quietly learning exactly how to sell you something, influence you, and keep you scrolling just long enough to forget you opened the app to check the weather.
The Bottom Line
The AI wars aren’t about helping you—they’re about owning the default voice in your head and charging tolls for every thought.
TLDR
Samsung’s allegedly stuffing OpenAI + Perplexity into Galaxy phones so your default AI becomes a bidding war—and Apple’s showing up late like it didn’t miss the whole party.
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