💰businessPROFriday, March 27, 2026·via Barchart
S&P threw a party because Iran said no
The S&P 500 jumped 0.5% to 6,591.90 because the U.S. floated an Iran “pause” plan that Iran immediately dismissed. Yes, the market rallied on a rejection. Finance is just astrology for people with Bloomberg terminals.
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