A CEO got caught on Coldplay’s kiss cam with his HR boss. Congrats, team.

“Either they’re having an affair or they’re just very shy.” Chris Martin said that out loud to a stadium while Astronomer CEO Andy Byron got caught on the kiss cam getting real cozy with his company’s Chief People Officer, Kristin Cabot.

If you’re wondering how that’s going: the clip hit the internet like a lit cigarette in a fireworks factory, and now the company is reportedly launching a formal investigation. Yes, an investigation. Into the CEO. Involving HR. Who is also… the other person.

Meanwhile, Byron’s old “toxic boss” allegations are getting reheated like leftover office pizza—except this time the pizza is your executive team’s dignity and everyone’s watching you chew. Corporate memory is incredible when it’s convenient. One viral video and suddenly everyone remembers every time you “circulated feedback” by screaming in a meeting.

Astronomer, for the uninitiated, is one of those companies that sells B2B magic dust to other companies so they can pretend their data is “actionable.” That’s not shade, that’s literally the business model of modern capitalism: vibe-based spreadsheets with a subscription.

And this is the part that actually matters: while leadership is out here roleplaying high school at a concert, you’re the one still doing performance reviews, compliance trainings, and “culture” surveys like any of this is real.