Foreign trolls hit record levels and we laid off the cyber lifeguards
Record foreign election interference in 2024, and the U.S. response was basically: “Damn that’s crazy… anyway, budget cuts.”
China, Russia, and Iran allegedly cranked the influence-machine to max settings—fake accounts, hacked leaks, AI slop, the whole “your aunt just became a propaganda relay tower” starter pack.
And right as officials are waving their arms like airport marshals in a wildfire, federal cyber support for state and local election offices gets reduced. Yes, the same local clerks running democracy on Windows 7 and vibes.
Translation
we can afford unlimited campaign ads, but not the digital equivalent of locking the front door.
The really deranged part is this isn’t even a mystery. The feds have been telling everyone the threat level is up, attempts are peaking, and the playbook is getting cheaper and faster thanks to AI.
Translation
it’s never been easier to manufacture “proof” that your opponent is a demon, and it’s never been harder to convince people their eyeballs are being lied to.
Meanwhile, the people who benefit from chaos don’t even have to win. They just have to make you hate your neighbors enough that you stop trusting the count, the courts, and eventually the concept of “we.” That’s the ROI.
The Number
one bad phishing email — that’s all it takes for a tiny county office to spend months cleaning up a mess while some consultant bills overtime like it’s a war zone.
And you—the normal person—get to pay for it twice: first with your taxes when cleanup and lawsuits hit, and then with your rights when “security concerns” become the excuse to make voting harder.
The Bottom Line
We saw the hurricane, sold the roof, and told you to “stay informed” while the water rises.
TLDR
Foreign trolls went full 2024 boss-level, and we responded by cutting the cyber team like “good luck, democracy.”

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