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🏆sportsPROMonday, March 9, 2026·via AS USA

Texas beat A&M once and the math nerds raised their survival odds to 81%

81% — that’s Texas’ new March Madness at-large chance after one road win at Texas A&M. One game and suddenly the Longhorns went from “bubble team” to “hold my beer, we’re paying rent this month.”

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