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💰businessPROWednesday, March 11, 2026·via YouTube - 2026 Market Crash Analysis

Goldman’s “base case” is your 401(k) doing a 25% backflip off a roof

20–25% off the S&P 500 in 2026 — aka two to three years of gains getting erased like your ex deleting your photos after “we can still be friends.”

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